These three things, they randomly are.
Written quick, read by those afar.
Drivel, pointless; thoughts, disjointed.
Very low blogging bar…
Welcome to a random day when my brain is all WHAT? And when that happens, it’s all like, “Share this with the people!” (This happened in February and is happening again. You’re welcome.)
So, hello, people. What follows: three things of a random nature that you just NEED. To. KNOW.
1) Spring brings lots of noise, which introvert me doesn’t really enjoy. One of my least favorites is the Teen Boy in the Hot Car with the Buzzy-Sounding Muffler Noise. Heard one this morning on my drive to work. Said to myself, “Why do boys DO THAT?”
And myself answered, “It sounds like a continuous fart.” ….
2) I knocked on my coworker’s door the other day.
“I can’t be the only one who knows this,” I said. “He said, ‘And I need a refill on the other prescription, the thing, the generic viagra.”
We face-palmed in unison.
Filed under: Things I Should Never Hear at Work and Close Your F*cking Door If Making Personal Calls.
3) I watched the last 15 minutes of the Game of Thrones finale so I would know somewhat how it ended, in case someone brought it up in casual conversation. I enjoyed the humor in the meeting at the table scene. Watching the guy (I’m told is Mr. Snow) walk, and walk, and walk… I literally thought, “Oh Em Gee, it’s like The Lord of the Rings all over again. I can’t watch someone walk for, like, ever.” But then he disappeared… well, where he went to (NO SPOILERS HERE) and it ended. I think I remember watching the first episode back in the day. I remember also thinking, “What a weird world — they apparently hadn’t invented women’s casual tops yet.” I remember thinking I’d watch something else. Anyhoo, an era has ended and I feel for the peeps who were sad to see it go. Ya know, the best show ending in the history of show endings is still Six Feet Under (2000-2005) (Continuing with my No Spoilers attitude, I post here the trailer, not the finale of the finale.)
Six Feet Under introduced me to Sia back in 2005 with this song.