Random Thoughts Thursday: March Brief Epistles

They’re Random! They’re Thoughts! It’s Thursday!

This week: Brief Epistles ~ March Edition

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  • Dear Milo Ventimiglia:

Proud I spelled your name right on the first try. Anyway, I love This Is Us. But Jack loves Rebecca, who bugs me and doesn’t appreciate him enough. On Gilmore Girls, Jess loved Rory, DITTO. Moral: Js shouldn’t love girls whose names start with R.

Just sayin’,

She whose name starts with a T

 

  • Dear This Is Us:

Apparently, you planned on letting us know THE BIG NEWS before you received your two-year extension. I can wait, but you shouldn’t tease me that way.

Yours,

She who’s slightly annoyed, but still loves you

 

  • Dear Drivers:

However fast I’m going is how fast I’m going to go. I don’t do 50 in the lefthand lane, so back off when I do 20 over ice, you numbskull. You want to kill yourself, that’s fine. Leave me out of it.

Sincerely,

Honk you

 

  • Dear English Language:

That’s the first time I think I’ve ever typed, let alone used, the word numbskull in a sentence. Spelled that right, too, and hey, it says what it means!

Gratefully yours,

She who never tires of learning about you

 

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  • Dear Soda Bottlers:

Thank you for making smaller versions of your tasty goodness. Me love you long time.

Less bubblier-ly yours,

She who’s partial to Canada Dry Ginger Ale

 

  • Dear Canada Dry Ginger Ale:

Since you are all about the ginger, I deem you a health food.

Imaginatively yours,

She who knows those healthy calories don’t count

 

  • Dear Reader:

I made chocolate chip cookies, which I also deem have no calories today. Just a little gift from me to you (as long as you play along). Thanks for stopping by and for reading. Cyber hugs for everyone!

Love,

Me.


Random Thoughts Thursday is published on… anyone…. anyone… Thursdays! It features whatever thoughts are running through my wee brain. On the third Thursday of each month, there’s a super special Brief Epistles edition. Letters! Of a random variety! Click here for more Random Thoughts Thursday entries (or click here for previous Brief Epistles editions).

2 thoughts on “Random Thoughts Thursday: March Brief Epistles

  1. “You want to kill yourself, that’s fine. Leave me out of it.” So agree with you on this point. They’re numbskulls.

    I’m grooving on those smaller cans of soda, too. I’m a Sprite girl, but I can understand your partiality to Canada Dry Ginger Ale, a health food.

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    1. I enjoy a Sprite from time to time as well. I am still a Pepper, but trying to ween myself from that as frequently as I have been enjoying being a Pepper.

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