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RTT: February Brief Epistles

They’re Random! They’re Thoughts! It’s Thursday!

This week: Brief Epistles ~ February Edition*

  • Dear Father Time:

I understand it flying when having fun, but most nights, I’m just eating, curling up under a blanket, and watching crap TV. And still, the time I’m home flies by way faster than the time I work. Can you please explain why?


She who loves a Power Point presentation for explanations


  • Dear Back Pain:

You’re really starting to be a pain in the… right shoulder blade region. Note to self: Get some Icy/Hot patches. Are they the ones Shaq recommends? If they work on a basketballer who’s, like, 13 feet tall, they’ll work for me.


She who types gingerly because even that makes the pain act up


  • Dear Herrs:

That’s some tasty popcorn you have in the little snack bags. Thanks.

Saltily, butterily yours,

She who made Herrs hers


  • Dear Philly Soft Pretzel I’ll Have for Breakfast This Morning:

Don’t worry. I still love you more.

Territorily yours,

She who passes the mustard


  • Dear Puns:

They don’t always work, but nice try there.


She who gives an A for effort


  • Dear Yoda:

Sometimes, there is try. Just sayin’.

With love,

She who has the force with her, even if she disagrees with your little green self

* Brief Epistle editions of RTT are published on the 3rd Thursday of each month. Click the category to read more. Or click here.


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