They’re Random! They’re Thoughts! It’s Thursday!
This week: Brief Epistles ~ February Edition*
- Dear Father Time:
I understand it flying when having fun, but most nights, I’m just eating, curling up under a blanket, and watching crap TV. And still, the time I’m home flies by way faster than the time I work. Can you please explain why?
She who loves a Power Point presentation for explanations
- Dear Back Pain:
You’re really starting to be a pain in the… right shoulder blade region. Note to self: Get some Icy/Hot patches. Are they the ones Shaq recommends? If they work on a basketballer who’s, like, 13 feet tall, they’ll work for me.
She who types gingerly because even that makes the pain act up
- Dear Herrs:
That’s some tasty popcorn you have in the little snack bags. Thanks.
Saltily, butterily yours,
She who made Herrs hers
- Dear Philly Soft Pretzel I’ll Have for Breakfast This Morning:
Don’t worry. I still love you more.
She who passes the mustard
- Dear Puns:
They don’t always work, but nice try there.
She who gives an A for effort
- Dear Yoda:
Sometimes, there is try. Just sayin’.
She who has the force with her, even if she disagrees with your little green self
* Brief Epistle editions of RTT are published on the 3rd Thursday of each month. Click the category to read more. Or click here.