They’re Random! They’re Thoughts! It’s Thursday!
This week: A posting from Tara to the Daisy Smiley Face-ians
In honor of all the letters that were sent to the North Pole, and because I love letters, and because I do this occasionally (SOON to be REGULARLY), I give you
- Dear Notorious O.C.D.:
That millimeter of space you moved the tree, then moved the tree, then moved the tree… you’re still doing it, aren’t you… it doesn’t make the tree look any better. It just makes it obvious you might need to chat with someone about this little tic of yours.
She who turns the tree pot ever so slightly when you’re not looking (do I? Nah……. maybe….)
- Dear Alex Trebek:
We get it. You like to do accents. But could you just read faster? Leaving an entire category on the board — which happens way too frequently — bugs me. I want to hear all 30 clues in each round of Jeopardy!
Errrrrrcyoool Pwahrowwwww from Neek-ear-ag-waaaaa
- Dear Drivers:
This is supposed to be a festive time of year. Unless you’re giving me the thumbs up, I don’t care to see any of your fingers, thanks. The shoulder is not a driving lane. You’re weaving! PUT DOWN YOUR DAMN PHONE.
- Dear Anyone Who Openly Expresses Dislike for a Christmas Present to the Giver:
You automatically get put onto an Ugly Sweater list for the following year.
Santa’s Sinister Elf
- Dear Deer:
If Rudolph can fly, why can’t you stay out of the road and/or move off the road instead of just standing there staring into my headlights?
Inquiring Minds Want to Know
You’re so stinkin’ cute. Just wanted to fawn over you a bit.
Crazy Fir You (see what I did there!)
- Dear People of the World:
Let’s really give this peace thing a chance, OK?