They’re Random! They’re Thoughts! It’s Thursday!
This week’s edition: Briefly Brief Epistles.
- A letter from Tara to the Americans:
Why, and it better be a good reason, do you care about any part of any Kardashian? Just assin’.
- Dear Mother Nature:
I love snow! You didn’t have to give it all to Buffalo!
Hoping you have more to share in your snowmaking machine,
A Frozen Fractal Fan
- Dear Disney & Broadway peeps who wrote that damn song from Frozen:
Why you so catchy and torture me so?
Cursed with this earworm,
She who can’t just let it go
- Dear Chick-fil-A Peppermint Chocolate Milkshake:
I quote Fat Bastard: Get. In. My. Belly.
I love you soooooo much. For reals. It’s not just a crush.
She who inhales every last drop or your deliciousness
- Dear Time:
Thanks for taking care of things. I know I wanted some stuff to go faster, but, of course, you were right. It all works out when it’s supposed to, eh?