Posted in Brief Epistles, Random Thoughts Thursday

Random Thoughts Thursday: Briefly Brief Epistles

They’re Random! They’re Thoughts! It’s Thursday!

This week’s edition: Briefly Brief Epistles.

  • A letter from Tara to the Americans:

Why, and it better be a good reason, do you care about any part of any Kardashian? Just assin’.

Sincerely,
Baffled

 

  • Dear Mother Nature:

I love snow! You didn’t have to give it all to Buffalo!

Hoping you have more to share in your snowmaking machine,
A Frozen Fractal Fan

 

  • Dear Disney & Broadway peeps who wrote that damn song from Frozen:

Why you so catchy and torture me so?

Cursed with this earworm,
She who can’t just let it go

 

  • Dear Chick-fil-A Peppermint Chocolate Milkshake:

I quote Fat Bastard: Get. In. My. Belly.
I love you soooooo much. For reals. It’s not just a crush.

Yours,
She who inhales every last drop or your deliciousness

 

  • Dear Time:

Thanks for taking care of things. I know I wanted some stuff to go faster, but, of course, you were right. It all works out when it’s supposed to, eh?

Tick-tockily yours,
Me

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