Dear Earworm Gods:
How hath I offended thee? I will atone immediately!
I was at no store playing this song. I didn’t have the radio on the in car.
Where did it come from?
How did this happen?
And, as Nancy Kerrigan so eloquently put it in 1994: WHY?
Please, change the tune! I don’t deserve this. No one does.
Don’t tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, I just don’t think it understands….